More Terrible Signings Outside the Premiership

10. Dmytro Chygrynskiy - Barcelona €25 million- Played 14 games and was sold back to Shakhtar  Donetsk at a €10m loss.
  9. Alberto Aquilani - Liverpool - €20m approx – Back at Liverpool after a loan spell at Juventus.   Whether he’ll play or not is anyone’s guess.
  8. Alex Hleb – Barcelona - €17 – Loaned out after one season
  7. Elvir Baljic - Real Madrid from Fenerbache - 2009, €26 million - Loaned back to Fenerbache a year later
  6. Adrian Mutu  -  Chelsea - €22.5 million - Failed a drugs test in his second season, and Chelsea sacked him soon afterwards. They were later awarded 17 million in compensation but it’s under appeal so they are yet to receive anything.
 5. Gianluigi Lentini - Milan £13m, a world record in 1992. A serious car crash didn’t help.
 4. Denilson - Real Betis – £21.5, a lot of money in 1998
 3. Kaka – Real Madrid - €65 – Isn’t playing bad but crazy price
 2. Gaizka Mendieta  - Lazio €48 million. Loaned out after one season
 1. Zlatan ibrahimovic – Barcelona - €46 million plus Samuel Eto'o (who is actually better than the lazy lump). Loaned to AC Milan after one season then sold them at a reported €24m.

Worst Premier League Signing

23. Per Krøldrup Udinese > Everton – £5m – 2005
22. Massimo Taibi 4.5
21. Bosko Balaban - Aston Villa - £5.8m
20. Francis Jeffers - Aresnal - £6.8m
19. Khalid Boulahrouz 8.5
18. Kevin Davies - Blackburn - £7.5m - 23 appearances, 1 goal
17. Jean Alain Boumsong £8m
16. El Hadji Diouf - Liverpool - £10m - if only he was as good as football as he was at spitting at people
15. Afonso Alves - Middlesbrough - £12.7m

14. Bebe £7.4m

13. Sergei Rebrov - Tottenham - £11.5 million
12. Albert Luque £9.5
11. Steve Marlet - Fulham £11.1 - so bad Mohammed Al Fayed took Tigana to court accusing him of paying such a high price becuase Tigana took a sneaky cut from it. Was loaned to Marseille after two seasons and then Fulham cancelled his contract and paid him the final year of it to just go away. Reported that the entire deal cost close to £20million in total.
10. Zoran Tosic - Man Utd - £10.5m - 2 Appearances

  9. Thomas Brolin - Leeds - £4.5million - the fact he's also in my list of Biggest Porkers says it all
  8. Adrian Mutu - Chelsea, 2003 - £15.8 million
  7. Jo - Manchester City - £18m

 6. Roque Santa Cruz - Manchester City - of £17.5m
  5. Shaun Wright-Philips - Chelsea – £21m
  4. Juan Sebastián VerónLazio - Man United - £28.1m, 2001, Chelsea – £15m, 2003
  3. Andriy Shevchenko - Chelsea - £30.8 - what happens when owners buy the players
  2. Robinho - Manchester City, £32.5 million
  1. Ali Dia - Great con man, terrible footballer, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyI-OfT7zYM